MCM Anniversary/Role Reversal Celluloid- John Cameron Mitchell in Hedwig and the Angry Inch (2001)

My name is Hedwig Robinson.  I was born in East Berlin, Germany as Hansel Schmidt.  You are asking yourselves, “How did I become a woman?”  Darling, it’s complicated as all things are in life.

I was the son of an East German woman and a U.S. G.I.  However, my father was thrown out by Hedwig (my mother) because of being a pervert.  Maybe, it is the reason that I took her name.  No,  it was because of a another U.S. G.I.; his name was Sgt. Luther Robinson.  However, he couldn’t take me back across Checkpoint Charlie as Hansel.  It would have been frowned upon.  Instead, a simple surgery and I’d be a woman.  Nein, the surgeon was a monster but Dr. Frankenstein would’ve been more considerate.  He took all of Hansel except for one inch.

Oh, Well!  Goodbye, East Berlin!  Hello, Junction City, Kansas?  I thought America would be bright lights and big cities.  Instead, I get a dim, single wide trailer. Damn, where is Luther going?  He’s left me alone and afraid with just a “Wig in a Box”.

Now, I’m a woman of my own and have to fend for myself.  Fortunately, an officer required a babysitter for his two sons: a baby and a teenager.  The teen’s name was Tommy Speck and I was smitten.  He was a rebel against Christianity but I knew music.  Wow, he was hooked on the rhythm and wouldn’t be the same.

Flash forward, Tommy Speck is now Tommy Gnosis.  Hey that sounds familiar because I wrote “The Origin of Love”.

Will I get my music back?  Will I find the rest of what I’ve lost?

Hedwig and the Angry Inch was written, directed, and starred John Cameron Mitchell.  The film was based on his book and the music/lyrics of Stephen Trask.  It was an off-Broadway phenomenon in 1998.

Mitchell was and still is one of a kind as Hedwig.  He brought the kind of androgyny that would’ve made David Bowie coy.   His performance transcended that of Tim Curry in The Rocky Horror Picture Show.  He made Hedwig not another Dr. Frank N Furter.

Instead, she (Hedwig) was a real Wo-man who had urges and needs.  Yet, she saw the big picture and found herself.

The moral of the film is pursue dreams and life despite adversity.  The adversity will make us all stronger despite the pain.  We will all continue to face challenges no matter what.

John Cameron Mitchell,  Thank you for writing such a love letter to the human spirit and condition.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Cameron_Mitchell

MCM Hot Mess/WTF Were Thinking Celluloid- Seth Rogen in Sausage Party (2016)

Hello, my name is Frank. I’m a Fancy Dog that resides in Shopwells Grocery Store.

I’m awaiting selection to go to The Great Beyond. We have waited our entire lives for that.

Also, I’ve got a soft girlfriend named Brenda. She’s a bun and I’m a weiner. We’ll be a perfect fit. We’ve touched tips but it shouldn’t upset the Gods.

Honey Mustard got returned but he’s popped his seal. He talking about groceries being murdered and eaten. He’s not tough to cut the mustard or himself.

Brenda and I have been selected. Great Beyond is going to be great. Uh oh, mustard got pulled again and he’s hot. He’s not going back again. Let’s just say that his world’s been shattered.

Brenda and I tried to stop him. Now, it’s too late and we’ve missed selection.

Will we spread Honey Mustard’s message or just let it expire? Will Brenda and I fulfill our destiny?

Sausage Party is one of 2016’s Best Films. Seth Rogen has produced, co-written, and voiced a brilliant satire.  It is the type of film that will make Mel Brooks giddy with joy.

He doesn’t shy away from questioning religious and social beliefs. The food is a stand-in for immigration, racism, sexual/social mores, and geopolitical conflict.

The groups represented include Muslims, Jews, Native Americans, Latinos, Gays, and douche bags.  Well, one of the characters is literally a raging douche.  However, the others listed are of higher merit than that D-Bag.

Viewers will be laughing and thinking the whole film.  It’s refreshing to see this in an animated feature.

Sausage Party is the most original and bizarre film of 2016. Don’t be surprised if this feature gets 2017 Oscar nominations. It is a great choice for Best Original Screenplay, Song, & Animated Film.

Viewers make a note to place the film on top of the shopping list.

Oh, This Is A Film for Grown Folks.  Leave Your Children at Home!

 

Hot Mess Celluloid- Mike And Dave Need Wedding Dates (2016)

We’re Mike and Dave Stangle. We bring the party everywhere that we go.

Our parents don’t see it that way. We are the equivalent of Loki and Satan in their minds.

Our little sister is getting married to a candy ass. Ahem, we meant to say Great Guy instead.

Mom and Dad have had enough of our games. We have been told to bring dates to the wedding?! WTF!!

They have to be nice girls but not like pay for play nice. It’s settled: Craigslist is the answer. We failed.

Tatiana and Alice came into our lives like a collision. Well, Tatiana did not Alice. Alice likes hedging her funds & Tatiana is a teacher.

Hawaii, here we come (in more ways than one)! Nice girls, check. Extra Baggage, TBD!

Are they good girls? Will we stop partying?

Mike & Dave Need Wedding Dates is one of the summer and 2016’s funniest comedies.

Zach Efron & Aubrey Plaza team up again for blue comic gold.

Anna Kendrick & Adam Devine deliver big laughs alongside of Efron & Plaza.

Set a date for this tropical, wedding date, immediately.

 

WCW Unlikely Love Celluloid- Emilia Clarke in Me Before You (2016)

Lou Clark is a working class girl. She has a big heart but dodgy luck with employment (and love).  Her boyfriend is an extreme sports junkie.  Yet, she could care less.

Will Traynor is a successful business man. However, a traffic accident changed all of that.  He still has looks but the charm is virtually gone.

Lou takes an offer to care for him. Will Beauty tame this Beast before all the petals fall?

Me Before You is adapted by Jojo Moyes from her novel. Emilia Clarke is a charmer as Lou. Sam Claflin is dashing as Will.

The film asks and answers many atypical questions to this genre.  It leave audiences talking long after the credits role.  Yet, viewers may be pondering over the comparison to Beauty and the Beast

Beauty and the Beast saw Belle, a lower class woman, become a capture of the Beast.  The Beast was a noble man but he mistakenly refused an enchanted woman safe harbor.  Then, she cursed him, turned him into a creature, and enchanted the servants as well.  However, he was still the tender, naive man underneath.  His hourglass lied beneath a display case but it was a rose.  The rose would stay alive until the last petal fell.   When this happened, he would be a Beast forever.  His only hope lied in love’s true kiss and love.  Fortunately, Belle was the angel that he and the servants were looking for.  

Me Before You has Lou as Belle and Will as the Beast.  However, their story is not a fairy tale.  She had the ability to do something that money couldn’t buy.  Will’s cold, crippled heart was resurrected by this commoner.  They would change each other in different ways.  No, Disney fans are not treated to musical numbers.  However, they will be treated to a dance unlike any other.  It will remind viewers of that moment and will bring a tear/smile to some cheeks.

Clarke and Claflin bring 2016’s best romantic film and one of 2016’s best films to the screen. Viewers will find themselves laughing and tearing up as well.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emilia_Clarke

Hot Mess Celluloid- Popstar: Never Stop, Never Stopping (2016)

I’ve come a long way from Style Boyz.

Now, I’m Conner4Real. My album, “Thriller, Again” went platinum 4x.

It’s more than a room filled with stacks of Gold AmEx cards, son. I ball more than Ben Wa and infinitely better.

What are you still reading for? You’ve heard my tracks such as “Karate Guy” and “Make Crack Legal”.

Hey, who’s Hunter the Hungry? He’s hijacked my style and tour. Will I remain “So Humble”? Probably not.

Will I get back with the Boyz or find someone else to perform with?

Watch the documentary Popstar to find these and other hilarious, lyrical word smithing.

Gather your “Mother Lover” and please don’t put your “D**k in a Box” at a screening. By the way, “It’s not gay, if it’s a three way.”

 

MCM Road Trip Celluloid- Viggo Mortensen in Captain Fantastic (2016)

Ben Cash is a father of six children in rural Washington. He has raised them to be self-sufficient.

Leslie, his wife, has been in a hospital for nearly four months. She has cancer.

Then, he received the call that no one wants. She has passed away. He plans to attend her funeral service in New Mexico.

However, Jack, Ben’s father in-law, forbids him to attend the funeral. His distaste for Ben is unspeakable.

Will Ben honor Jack’s wishes? Will he travel his own path?

Captain Fantastic is written and directed by Matt Ross (Silicon Valley). Ross allows viewers into a new world.

It is one of isolation and beauty. He captures the stark contrast of nature and civilization. The natural order of mourning is more organic than the artificial, civilized grief.

Viggo Mortensen is awesome as Ben. He captures the true essence of being off the grid and centered in heart.

Frank Langella is vile and unforgiving as Jack. He’s everything that Ben despises about the outside world and even more.

Ross doesn’t shy away from nontraditional ways of living and grieving. It is a breath of fresh air in a summer of big budget sequels & remakes.  The acoustic version of “Sweet Child of Mine” by the cast is unexpected and powerful.

Captain Fantastic is one of 2016’s Best Films. It is also one of the most honest portrayals of family in recent years.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Viggo_Mortensen

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